kochela:

that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone

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curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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